carrot

Saturday, March 31, 2007

two for bob

Give it up for the hippest dog this side of the Sound.

Dog Bob
Things One Should Know About Bob (the Dog) Before Asking Bob (the Dog) On A Date:
Bob's Sign:Taurus
Bob's Namesake:Bob Marley
Bob's (Caffeinated) Drink Of Choice:bonedry cappuccino
Bob's (Alcoholic) Drink Of Choice:white russian on the rocks
Bob's Dayjob:child psychologist
Bob's Alteregoist Nighttime Job:hardcore punkrocker
Bob's Favorite Flavor Trophy Cupcake:bring back the bailey's!
Bob's Key Ingredient in the ULTIMATE Cupcake:bacon
Additional Information:Bob likes hip hop music, burberry apparel and chunky jewelry. Bob dislikes posers and players.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

one for bob

it's well past fashionably overdue that a post be devoted to our most conspicuous customers: the bobs. the beauty of the bobs: both a man and a dog. bob of the upstairs loft who likes his jeans skinny and dog bob of the next-door salon who likes his women lusty. loft bob definitely takes the cupcake when it comes to having one of the most well-established trophy routines. it could be the coffee, it could be the cupcakes, but i think it's the coffee-cupcake ladies that bring this regular back regularly. don't let the miniature party hat fool you, the bob pictured isn't the dog...well not literally.

BobThings One Should Know About Bob Before Asking Bob On A Date:
Bob's Sign:Cancer
Bob's (Caffeinated) Drink Of Choice: a Tall Americano (with room, please)
Bob's (Alcoholic) Drink Of Choice:anything with vodka (thank you)
Bob's Dayjob:(get ready) an Industrial-Organizational Psychologist: Bob analyzes customer satisfaction data to better understand how his company can make their customers more satisfied. (Translation: Bob professionally manufactures and distributes satisfaction.)
Bob's Alteregoist Nighttime Job:Bob designs T-shirts and organizes concerts. Both ventures are designed to raise money to help fight global warming. (Save the planet. Wear a T-shirt.)
Bob's Favorite Flavor Trophy Cupcake:Carrot ("When I eat it, I cry a tear of joy." -Bob)
Bob's Key Ingredient in the ULTIMATE Cupcake:Herb (with Ranch Dipping Sauce)
Additional Information:Bob likes sushi and bands and dog party hats (obviously). Bob dislikes cupcake haters.

Sunday, March 25, 2007