it's well past fashionably overdue that a post be devoted to our most conspicuous customers: the bobs. the beauty of the bobs: both a man and a dog. bob of the upstairs loft who likes his jeans skinny and dog bob of the next-door salon who likes his women lusty. loft bob definitely takes the cupcake when it comes to having one of the most well-established trophy routines. it could be the coffee, it could be the cupcakes, but i think it's the coffee-cupcake ladies that bring this regular back regularly. don't let the miniature party hat fool you, the bob pictured isn't the dog...well not literally.
| Things One Should Know About Bob Before Asking Bob On A Date: Bob's Sign:Cancer Bob's (Caffeinated) Drink Of Choice: a Tall Americano (with room, please) Bob's (Alcoholic) Drink Of Choice:anything with vodka (thank you) Bob's Dayjob:(get ready) an Industrial-Organizational Psychologist: Bob analyzes customer satisfaction data to better understand how his company can make their customers more satisfied. (Translation: Bob professionally manufactures and distributes satisfaction.) Bob's Alteregoist Nighttime Job:Bob designs T-shirts and organizes concerts. Both ventures are designed to raise money to help fight global warming. (Save the planet. Wear a T-shirt.) Bob's Favorite Flavor Trophy Cupcake:Carrot ("When I eat it, I cry a tear of joy." -Bob) Bob's Key Ingredient in the ULTIMATE Cupcake:Herb (with Ranch Dipping Sauce) Additional Information:Bob likes sushi and bands and dog party hats (obviously). Bob dislikes cupcake haters. |
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